Actual email I received...
Attn: [My floor] employees:
There will be a training session on the new cappuccino machine on Friday, September 8, 2006 at 11:15am. If you would like to learn how to use it, please come to the kitchen at that time.
That's basically all I got. Friday I dragged my hungover ass to a Diddy listening party. The Mimosas and chicken wings were gone, so I chilled in the back and watched Diddy introduce his album to a bunch of fired up industry folks and some press. At 3pm on a Friday, it made me glad to be doing what I'm doing, despite the fact that I wasn't slugging mimosas and eating fried food.