I think I am going to have to document every time I drink on the job. With this format.
Date: Decmber 1st, 2006
Type of alcohol: Champagne, the shitty variety
Number of Drinks: 2 plastic glasses
Purpose: Presenting one of our artists with a platinum plaque.
Buzz?: Maybe for the first 10 minutes.
Fun Fact: It is perfectly acceptable to walk in to a 'platinum presentation', speak to only one person, swallow two glasses of champagne in record time, and walk out.
I am also going to start taking inventory of other things that go on here.