Date: December 8th, 2006. 4:28 pm.
Type of alcohol: Champagne, the shitty variety.
Number of Drinks: 1 plastic glass.
Purpose: Surprising Brian McKnight. Dude had no idea a bunch of jerks who don't know him were going to be there pretending they "go way back".
Buzz?: Maybe for the first 4 minutes.
Fun Fact: I was supposed to be working, but the DTs and the shakes led me to the champers downstairs at my old employer.