5 Hour Energy is an evil product.
I took one today because Ant is always yapping about its benefits. He neglected to tell me that it would liquefy my insides and make me all jittery and jaw-clenchy.
Basically, its like coke minus the 3 hour conversations about which of the "Big Four" 80's thrash bands were the most influential.
The answer is Slayer, by the way, but I didn't need ol' 5 Hour Enema to tell me that.
Boycott begins now.
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i was at this gas station and bought this 80 hour spray energy shit. you spray it under your tongue and hold it for a minute, then swallow. five sprays.
so i sprayed twelve.
five minutes later my face was bright red and my vision was rapidly tunneling.
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